Yeah, Naveen Andrews is the Indian guy that plays the Iraqi torturer, Sayid, on Lost. He was also Jodie Foster's boyfriend that got murdered in The Brave One. Not to mention he stole the show in Bombay Boys, starred in the incredible Buddha of Suburbia and shared a love scene with the inimitable Juliet Binoche in the English Patient. He's also dating a white lady 21 years older than him and at the age of 16 fell in love with his math teacher Geraldone "Feak in the Sheets" Feakins who bore his child in 1992. And we thought showing your butt in Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love was scandalous, Naveen.