Monday, March 10, 2008

#90210: White Girls

Indians come to America for several reasons: opportunity, a better future for their children, toilet seats, higher education, and, most importantly, the chance to date a white girl.

Perhaps a residual itch from the colonial era, the Indian attraction to white girls mirrors similar phenomena among other minority communities. A supercilious, annoying person who's read a few articles on Frantz Fanon would probably attribute the innate Indian desire for white girls to a sub-conscious, post-colonial craving to emasculate the white patriarchy that enslaved, imperialized and controlled a brown race.

An Indian dude in Delta Epsilon Psi, however, would probably say it's because white girls have soft hair and lapsed morals.

Either way, Indian girls want to be white women and Indian guys want to be with them.

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