Spring Break to most college students means exposing as much skin as possible, while displaying as little morality as possible. For girls, it involves careful planning of exactly how much tequila can fit in one's navel at Senor Frog's, how short a top needs to be to ensure placement in a Joe Francis endeavor (can he still make Girl's Gone Wild, Vol. 73 from behind bars?), and whether "What happens on Spring Break stays in Spring Break!!" is a good excuse for what is otherwise sketchy behavior. For guys it involves making sure they are pouring alcohol down the throat of any female that walks buy in hopes of ensuring at least one story to share with the boys for when they head back to Wisconsin.
However, if you are Indian, Spring Break doesn't inspire delightful thoughts of drinking and debauchery. Instead it inspires two words of trepidation and fear: Test Prep.
With Spring Break right around the corner, to the Indians stuck in their carrel's, we'll take a shot on your behalf this week. May your skin remain fair, and your MCAT scores be above a 38. (If they're lower though you can go to med school in the Caribbean and then it's 24/7 Spring Break - congratulations, you just beat the system!)
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Please do not make fun of Girls Gone Wild Spring Break Videos. I have purchased many of said videos and they have provided me countless hours of entertainment. If anything, we need to encourage more of our Indian women to give up the MCAT books and instead "go wild" for the cameras.
'nab's right. no more girls gone mild.
You are wrong about school in the Caribbean; the West Indies are full of desis. You'll just be surrounded by a horde of new aunties plying you with roti and fry aloo to keep your strength up while you sit at their kitchen tables glumly drinking lukewarm Ovaltine and doing your studies.
If you're real lucky an uncle will offer to drill you on the material, asking convoluted and archaic questions that you inevitably answer wrong because you don't know what the hell he's saying.
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