Tuesday, April 1, 2008

#1947: Pakistan

Ever since its conflict-free formation, Indians have always had a great affinity to their neighboring nation to the west. And with good reason. Indians recognize and accept that Pakistan has always represented the best in democracy, technological advancement, and culture.

When Pakistan developed nuclear weaponry first, India decided to match. After all, imitation is the best form of flattery. History is dotted with numerous examples of the two nations harmoniously sharing culture and ideas.

Their cricket matches are as stress-free as a stroll in the park, and very few fans ever worry about the outcome. In fact, if the Indian team loses to the Pakistani team, it is often said that if they had to lose, they are glad they lost to Pakistan. Such is the deep love shared between these two nations.

And unlike other bordering nations with differing religions, India and Pakistan have coexisted peacefully, without any conflict for the entire duration of their respective nationhoods. The rare internal skirmish is never blamed on the other nation, and every possible disagreement is amicably resolved without even a drop of sweat being spilled, and often with a hug between the respective leaders. Like an inter-nation version of DJ and Stephanie Tanner.

The adoration is so intense between the two nations, there has been talk of reuniting. Look for this to happen within the next few years. It would happen sooner, but they both have agreed that they want to sow their oats before committing to one another.

2 comments:

kbommar said...

april fool's?

cinderalka said...

perfect. i couldn't have thought of a better april fool's myself. and the last line - hilarious!

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